I WANT A HUSBAND (FATMA)

       My husband whom I have dreamed for years will be rude. He won’t listen me and he will often interrupt while I am speaking. He will not be respectful to my opinions which I propose for  my family and my job. He should not like my friends whom I work with at school. He will not join me and my friends for entertainment.

       I want a husband who always complains about everything especially my job. He must not like my job as it is very intensive. He should not help me for anything. He should stay at home all day and won’t do homeworks such as washing,laundry and cleaning. He will watch the television,sleep,rest,read newspaper or book etc. all day. I want a husband who is untidily dressed and filthy. He must not like cleaning. He will throw his clothes to everywhere especially he should throw his socks behind the armchair. He must take a shower once in a month. He must be a person who eats always outside or when he eats meal at home,he won’t wash the dishes.

      I want a husband who is indifferent to me and my thoughts. He must not ask to me about my labours which I did at school all day. What is more,he will always stay at home and he won’t try to find a job.That’s I will take care of my husband.I will go shopping by myself. He will not come with me anywhere. At nights,he will sleep early and won’t speak with me about our family,children,relation.

      I want a husband who is distrustful. He  will often lie me. He won’t share with me his thoughts and emotions. He won’t love me very much and enjoy spending with me. If he meets with new woman,he will leave me and my children easily and he will not take care of our children and their expense. I will take care of a husband’s duties instead of my husband.

                    My God,who wouldn’t want a husband?          

                                                                                              FATMA KARACA