I WANT A HUSBAND CANSEL ISLEK

Yes, I am a man and people like me are mostly cold husbands. And no wonder, in the same time I am a father.

Last week I visited my friends. They had a discussion. The woman wanted to buy a new expensive dress. Sure it is the husband who has to work to earn the money for it. It wasn’t a surprise to me.

I would like to buy expensive shoes, so I want a husband who earns the money. I want a husband who takes met o luxurious restaurants but I should’t have to think about the costs. Iwant a husband to repair my old television that I have not to pay fort he service. He should also be able to repair my CD-Player. So I can completely rely on him

I want a husband who plays with the children in the garden at weekends that I can have long sleep and can watch football in peace. I cannot accept that he disturbs my sleep. I want a husband who takes care of the children when I meet my friends in the cafe. Whatever the reason is he shouldn’t call met o ask stupid questions. I want a husband to help me in the housework. After comming from work he should help me washing the dishes. Anyway, he doesn’t do anything else than going to work. I want a husband to make the groccery shopping because I will have to do a lot of work.

I want a husband tos hare my feelings. I want a husband who always listens to me, but he should never be annoyed. He has always to understand me! I want a husband who has to accept that I don’t want to have sex with him when I have headache. But if I demand sexual attention he shouldn’t regrett me. I should have the right to have girlfriends, but I want a husband who has no friends apart from me.

And fortuitously, If i met a man who has more money than my husband, I should be able to change my husband. Oh, the care of the children won’t be any problem, because my old husband will assign them a maintenance allowance. Is there anybody who doesn’t want a husband?